computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.
{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!
by Telephony July 03, 2014
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Computer

A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.
Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.
by David G. S. October 27, 2007
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by Charlie Mulligan March 06, 2004
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Scoot-I need the computer
by maximum628 January 28, 2010
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Computer

Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...
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Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.
by The_Streets October 07, 2017
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"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
by Anonymous February 23, 2003
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