computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

by Telephony July 3, 2014

Computer

A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.

Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.

by David G. S. November 14, 2007

Computer

What you are on now

You are on the computer now

by Charlie Mulligan March 5, 2004

Computer

A $1000 facebook machine

Scoot-I need the computer

by maximum628 January 28, 2010

Computers

Earbud Headphones.

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Computer

Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...

i fucked a computer

by Iamnotasmartassishoulddomyh/w May 15, 2016

Computer

a machine for downloading porn

"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"

by Anonymous February 22, 2003