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Porn Computer

a personal computer, either in the form of a laptop or desktop, usually infected with other viruses, for example cyber herpes, and/or is lacking in memory or in need of major repairs, that has been dedicated for the consumption and/or viewing of porn.
"Don't ever say I didn't buy you anything," said Joey, "I gave you a porn computer for your personal entertainment needs."
by mes1983 December 27, 2009
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Computer AIDS

A lethal virus contracted on one's computer due to excessive observation of pornography. Generally non-curable.
Tyrone: Yo, I gots mad computer AIDS 'cause I be watchin' like nine consecutive hours of porn yesterday.
Louis: Yo, shit.
Tyrone: Word.
by Dontrell January 18, 2008
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Computer Eye

1. The burning sensation in your eyes when blinking, caused by staring at a moniter for one too many hours.
Man! I really started getting Computer Eye after 2 in the morning, surfing the web.
by Druqks December 28, 2008
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Computer Cutie

A girl who looks good on myspace and/or facebook but is hideous in real life. A dime that turns out is a whale or something of that sort. Similar the 40 yard fakeout but through a computer screen.
Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.
by Peetiewonder April 17, 2009
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computer head

When your mind is no longer your own due to long work hours and voluminous documentation requirements.
I’ve got a seriously bad case of computer head and will need to recuperate outdoors all this weekend.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
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Computer

A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.
Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.
by David G. S. November 14, 2007
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Computer Dating

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

See also:
Online Dating
Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
by rzhhhh June 21, 2011
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