Comcasting

To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.

Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.

by bradybjr March 27, 2015

Fog Computing

(n) A group of computer setups where a single computer/server acts as the brain for a set of "dumb" computers. (See: Cloud Computing)

The University Library has a server to manage all their terminals. This setup is a Fog Computing network.

by JaDarken March 30, 2009

Cloud Computing

When one gets extremely high and tries to use a computer.

I was so baked during my cloud computing session.

by GMoney3 October 11, 2010

Garbage compacting

The sexual act of taking multiple things in the ass.

Steve was garbage compacting with Chris.

by mtddddddddddddd May 21, 2008

comcasting

Used to describe a request with an unrealistic turnaround time. Derived from the comcast commercial where the woman orders a latte then immediately asks "where's my latte"

Can you write a report on the history of the world...is that report on the history of the world ready yet? - Comcasting

by Robness December 28, 2006

Competing

The annoying thing the teacher says when someone is talking when they happen to be explaining something.

Person 1 (whispering): Hey person 2, when is the assignment du-
Teacher: Oh! DO I HEAR SOMEONE COMPETING WITH ME?
Everybody: *sigh*

by BigFatDuck January 21, 2020

cloud computing

If one could consider the internet itself as being similar to a "cloud", in the way that it seemingly floats ubiquitously over everything and is not owned by anyone, cloud computing is using a cheap, rudimentary computer terminal as the only hardware you need in order to accomplish fully functional computing.

Man! Alhamdullilah that each one of us is finally able through cloud computing to stop being tied down to all that duplicative hardware!

by pamschel May 23, 2008