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Fuck that.

Commitment is like puss. You get a taste, think its okay then BAM! it sucks. Really, Really sucks. Avoid if possible.
Girl: "I love you"
Guy is a fucking speck on the horizon.

Commitment: Yeah right.
by Bizazy September 15, 2007
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Commitment

What crazy women try to trap unsuspecting men into. Women often use manipulating words and their sweet vag to get it. Having children is also an option. Bring your own condoms, get in, get off, and get out to avoid.
Jenna wanted commitment from MArk and trapped him by poking holes in the condom.
by Marcus-Aurelius July 27, 2010
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commitment fuckwit

a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com
12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit
by dearest123 October 14, 2011
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commitment

The woman hun the man but his nuts.
by Nitemare January 18, 2003
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Commitment Issues

Bestie I think you have ✨commitment issues
by Omgihatemyself April 15, 2021
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Commitment Issues

by urmom1212 June 17, 2021
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Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.
John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.
by hahagoe September 6, 2012
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