Clinger

A typically large ball of feces hanging out of a dog's butt suspended on grass, or other strand, that won't release.

Hey Wendy, Bently has another clinger, your turn to remove it.

by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2018

Collingwood Free Kick

In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.

Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.

by martybanana August 14, 2012

Collier's Disease

When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.

"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"

"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"

by Kris Hansen August 1, 2008

Clinger

Someone who you regret meeting due to them being around all the time.

Person A: "Man, look at Billy, always following John around."
Person B: "I'm glad I didn't meet Billy, he's such a clinger."

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Collingswood

A trendy New Jersey suburb of Philadelphia, sandwiched between Camden, the most dangerous city in the United States, and Haddonfield, the most stuck up city in the United States.

Collingswood boasts a thriving main street with many BYOB restaurants and artsy stores, as well as live music on the streets and special events throughout the year.

I'm heading over to Collingswood to overspend at a store owned by an old lady who is running her business because it's her life dream.

I want to get crunk on a 12 pack of suds while eating a delicious meal, so I'll hit the liquor store and head over to Collingswood.

by Todd21 May 21, 2008

collingwood girls

typically; really pretty lgs.
usually around 10 of them.

in the 14-15 year old age range

1) "you are such collingwood girls"

2) "those girls remind me of collingwood girls"

3) "yo, lets invite some collingwood girls."

4) "i heard one of the collingwood girls is having a party."

by on_looker May 14, 2009

cocklinger

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.

That guy is a complete cocklinger!

by the kps October 19, 2008