Colada

Like a period for men.
Once a month the opening will close and caws pain.so poke poke poke away.

Don't forget to colada

by Sufisticated July 30, 2022

pinaquila colada

A Pina Colada, using Tequila for alcohol instead of rum.

I just made an awesome pinaquila colada. I used blanco tequila instead of rum.

by AnotherAlias May 2, 2018

puta colada

When you pour a pina colada into a puta’s asshole and drink it.

Jose took a shot of puta colada out of Brenda’s sphincter.

by Magic Matthew March 8, 2018

Penis colada

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.

Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!

by megaloptera December 7, 2022

colander cunt

a cunt who's always talking about food and can't stop cooking up drama

"Tracy's mom is such a colander cunt, did you hear the way she was talkin about that eggplant"

by jordy shit September 9, 2018

Pina Colada Head

Someone who has dyed their hair so much that they dye has permanently altered their ability to think straight.

"Heidi, you are such a pina colada head!"

by Campkid September 28, 2008

colada

an alcoholic drink that usually has "pina" in front of it

Chad plans to drink coladas on every continent. If he started that, how many has he drunk so far?

by Karen Stickney January 4, 2008