Colaboard

To waterbaord, except with large amounts of coca-cola, considered a worse method of torture because coca cola gets very sticky afterwards.

Steve chose to get colaboarded instead of 5 years in prison, not the best of choices for his love life.

by Mepman April 18, 2012

Colaboard

To waterboard, but with Coca Cola. This is said to be a more grievous mean of torture because Coca Cola gets sticky afterwards, causing unpleasantries for anyone doing anything.

"Bill was colaboarded for 3 hours, his lips, nose holes, balls, and legs were all permenantly attached after to his body afterwards, and he died of suffocation in the proceeding minutes."

by Mepmanb June 15, 2012

colembo

In farsi colembo means a well endowed man.

Man Sina's dick was like a Colembo

by blankqface May 3, 2018

Colomboe

she is not very nice she is very sticky and very sharp

Johnny:stop playing with my AirPods
colomboe:jeez it aint yours it is your brothers

by thx for reading October 17, 2019

Columbo

1. To fall into an episode, preferably s1e1 to fall asleep before 10pm. Usually, after a Rangers loss but also for no good reason at all.

2. A heavy slumber due to … no reason at all.

Are you going to Columbo soon or wait for a failed whale of blog to proof read?

by Franklin Sauce September 27, 2021

Clamboyant

Tevon James McCornack, the God of clamboyancy

"I am the clamboyant king!" -Tevon James McCornack

by NinjaWaffleO May 29, 2023

columbo posting

The famous detective from the show from the 70s-80s with the same name getting recognition online,often put into modern pop culture often to crack the cases of criminals from other media,or just generally being an online presence

Guy one:What video are you making? Why is Columbo speaking with Light Yagami?
Guy two: Oh,I'm Columbo posting!

by Manualink January 28, 2024