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cockscrew rollercumster

Having sex or masturbating while riding a roller-coaster. You must climax during a corkscrew.
Person 1: Dude You missed it, I totally just pulled a Cockscrew Rollercumster
Person 2: Do It again!
by Roc271 August 21, 2013
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Cocksole

To provide comfort to someone at a time of sadness, with your cock.
Did you hear that Kassies husband died? Man I Would definitely cocksole her if I got a chance.
by Titan112 November 27, 2016
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friday night cocksucker

When you're driving on a Friday Night and someone walks in front of your car at a very slow pace, you call them a Friday Night Cocksucker.
by Ang1976 May 28, 2017
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One Shoe Cocksucker

A person who when chasing down a Russian interior decorator loses one of their shoes in the snow.
Christopher Moltisanti: I'll leave you here you one shoe cocksucker!
by NewJerseyBoy August 14, 2010
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Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.
Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.
by r2kjowens August 25, 2009
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cocksickle

Fill up a rubber with cum and place in freezer overnight. After freezing takes place, remove rubber for a creamy treat.

A real San Fransisco treat!
Hey Sailor, how bout a nice frosty cocksickle?
by Dirty Pig November 3, 2003
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cocksucker

A highly-skilled gay man with a specialty in Oral, to whom guys eventually say "Okay, yeah, let's go!" 10-20 seconds later (sometimes less) when said skills are offered to be applied to their own throbbing, horny members...surprise, surprise! Gobble gobble gobble.
Gerg is a renowned cocksucker, and not only for his life-changing oral skills, but his elegant seductions.
by Homo4ever June 7, 2018
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