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Cockscrag

A self centred person of undesirable charisma.
A stinging fissure in your anus.
Someone who benefits and enjoys life’s luxuries at other people’s emotional and financial expense.
“His mum is a real cockscrag”
by Mrs bow down. October 7, 2021
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cockspangle

Someone at the lower end of the intelligence spectrum, prone to making stupid remarks and assertions either in person or often online.
Only an absolute cockspangle would think Nigel Farage should be a Member of Parliament.
by Wighteggy August 7, 2023
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Cockstranaut

1. A person who explores new frontiers of overconfidence with the enthusiasm of an astronaut but the self-awareness of a traffic cone.**
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.

2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.

3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”

“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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Cockstranaut

1. A person who explores new frontiers of overconfidence with the enthusiasm of an astronaut but the self-awareness of a traffic cone.**
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.

2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.

3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”

“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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