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The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.
Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.
by Stellar255 May 5, 2018
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cockadile deathroll

A move that emulates our reptilian friend, the crocodile, when it attacks it's prey. This move was coined and is soon to be perfected by myself, on a noble and charismatic male that has the distinct honor of being selected as my next meal. You poor bastard!
Chris, having never encountered such enthusiasm, found himself in the middle of a cockadile deathroll, his life flashing before his eyes!
by key11_jkr September 8, 2014
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cocksmoke

A huge deuchbag/asshole. Cocksmoke.
You are a cocksmoke.
by Mark July 8, 2003
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cockslide

Another name for a jag-bag or assmunch.
That dude at the bar cut in front of me,what a cockslide.
by Joe. Smith March 30, 2006
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Cocksmoker

a guy who smokes cocks, particularily the guy in the white shit at the qotsa concert
Josh Homme: this guy is a total cocksmoker, i come here for 5 years and hes throwin shit at me, now its not me and you that know that you are a fuckin asshole, its everybody. so when you see mr cocksmoker here, tell him eat a bag of dicks.
by quikslivr October 23, 2008
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Cocksmith

A man who works with a cock, with the energy and passion a blacksmith or locksmith puts into his job.
I'm not speaking from experience, but I think it's fair to say Mike is a proper cocksmith
by Metalspork December 9, 2007
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cocksmithin

1. The act of being able to find, seduce and satisfy any female, mainly bacouse of the fact that you have in incredibly beautifull dick that makes your confidence go through the roof.
2. A mans ability to have sex for extremely long periods of time,and to only cum when he feels like it, resulting in extreme pleasure for his female subject of the evening.
1.What I do is similar to locksmithin, Breaking in some pantys is the art of Cocksmithin.
2. Jay always has alot of chix that want to give him some pussy, hes such a master at cocksmithin.
by One Deep aka Dirty J December 9, 2008
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