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Hot Carl on the Cobb 

A Hot Carl on the Cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). Then, partner number 1 spreads their ass cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2's face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. The schmear is then rubbed around the face with plastic cutlery until it's margarine spread consistency. If the corn/poo is not the desired consistency, Partner number one jerks off partner number two onto his own face, to add a more creamy base. Then, Partner 1 rolls his dick in the corn poo till fully covered. Partner #2 then nibbles away at the corn/poo mixture until the cobb has been picked clean.
At our last family reunion, Uncle John didn't have any of Aunt Bessie's famous cream pie, because he was stuffed to the brim with Uncle Bill's Hot Carl on the Cobb.
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West Cobb 

The west side of Cobb County, Georgia. West Cobb is the best Cobb, hands down. East Cobb is the least Cobb.
Mike: I just moved to West Cobb!
Jillian: Super! Its the best Cobb!
West Cobb by kenstan December 17, 2008
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Cobbler Cobb Cobby Cobbing cobble cobber Cobblestone cobba Cobbed cobbling

Nebraska Corn Cobb

Using a Corn Cobb as you vaginal or anal Dildo.
Deborah has such a huge cunt that she had to use the Nebraska Corn Cobb to pleasure herself. Go Huskers!
Nebraska Corn Cobb by Brett 4 November 10, 2006

South Cobb high School 

South Cobb one of the worst School in Cobb county, population 80% black, if u dont get beat up by the kids you will probably get wronged by the teachers
i really hate South Cobb high school!!!

East Cobb 

An unincorporated area of Cobb County with middle class houses, stores, and people. The houses are semi-nice, some really nice, some showing age, but overall upper middle class. The stores are pretty much anything you'll find in any different city in the suburbs of Atlanta (John's Creek, Roswell, etc), and the people all hate each other. Many people in East Cobb think they're rich, but they're not really, just upper middle class(they're just average people with some savings and birth control) . Everyone in East Cobb hates it and refers to everyone else in East Cobb as "Dumb rich east cobbers" when they are the same themselves. Basically, East Cobb is an average, nice place to live with people who have very large egos. ALSO- anyone who claims to be hood, or was somehow misplaced in East Cobb, is not hood. NO ONE IN EAST COBB IS HOOD OR GANGSTA.
At school, just the mention of East Cobb will get you many complaints. Everyone is privileged in a sense but they don't appreciate it.
East Cobb by EAST COBB SNOB November 9, 2012

song cobb 

Planting a song in someone's head so that they start singing, humming or whistling it. Derived from the character (James) Cobb from the movie Inception, whose job was to plant a thought into someone's head. Song cobbing (the act of planting a song) may take time as the unsuspecting victim may not start singing the song until minutes or hours later. Song Cobb is not to be confused with ear worm.
Now I got the "Facts of Life" theme song stuck in my head after hereing Gilbert singing it in the bathroom. He 'Song Cobbed' me!
song cobb by typeg98 March 4, 2011

dom cobb 

to copy and paste/steal a tweet without the source's prior knowledge and/or permission. Note that it is different from retweeting because retweets give the real author of the tweet due credit. In the unfortunate event that the culprit/tweet thief is caught, he will be subjected to cyberbullying of an intense nature and more often than not called the B-Word.

Derived from the 2010 Christopher Nolan movie Inception starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Agent Dom Cobb, who was an expert in the art of extraction of unaware subjects' thoughts and ideas by invading their dreams.
''Dude, did you just dom cobb my tweet for the fucking fifth time?!? Oh, Ima block your ass!''
dom cobb by punkngel August 30, 2012