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Covid Shuffle

That awkward little shuffle you do when you’re walking along the sidewalk and someone else is coming directly towards you, to get out eachother’s way in fear of getting coronavirus.
“So awkward, me and this 10/10 did a covid shuffle this morning, now i have no chance
by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer November 28, 2020
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Covid Feral

A male unable to acclimate back into normal, life routines after a long period of Covid-19 quarantine and isolation. A Covid Feral May also develop a new or worsened medical mask fetish, a desire to have sex with anything that moves and an overall hatred for germs and human beings.
Have you seen Seth lately? No why. The dude is Covid Feral. He won’t leave his apartment. He wanks all day to mask fetish porn. Yikes.
by Dick Onchin June 5, 2020
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Covid Misconduct Disorder

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020
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Covid bullseye

Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.
Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2020
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Covid Hypertesting Disorder

One of the 45th POTUS’s many nasty little psychological diagnoses.
There’s no disputing it, the President is an entirely different animal, he is allowed, if not expected, to have a Covid Hypertesting Disorder!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2020
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covid season

COVID Season defines a period of time when COVID is running rampant and old rules no longer apply.
Girl they can’t evict you, it’s COVID Season!
by QBeeSteph85 December 20, 2020
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Covid-Sex

The decision to have sex with someone who has Covid, risking the possibility of catching it, simply because you are that horny and she is that fine.
I was totally ready to have Covid-Sex with Raven cause she looked so fine even while she was bed-ridden with the ‘rona.
by RayRayBeLove2020 February 1, 2021
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