Always closing the deal. Ya hook up with the kid once and 2 days later he is at your Family Christmas. Serial Daters. Usually pretty boring people considering they always have a significant other.
Sarah: They have a dog together? Didn't she just meet that guy last night?!
Holly: Yeah shes a closer.
Holly: Yeah shes a closer.
by shankershank January 6, 2011
Get the Closer mug.Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."
John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.
by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011
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A Mexican standoff but with wieners.
The buddies thought they would have a fun orgy but it ended up being more of a Mexican closeup after their dates didn’t show up.
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Get the Mexican Closeup mug.Jim's a Stone Closer, his fantasy football team always trails early then scores alot of points late to lead him to victory. .
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Get the Everyday its getting closer mug.With a girl who wants to help...but not help Finish....take things into your own hands until shortly before release, take her hand and place it back on "the mound" for last few and final tosses, till she gets the Save!
The Closer
by Dirtboyaf October 9, 2010
Get the The Closer mug.That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.
Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011
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