Door Closer

Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.

Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide

by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011

Closer by Kings Of Leon

A good song to listen to when engaging in sexual activity. Was also featured on Twilight.

Dude 1: "man I'm gonna bang Amanda tonight, but I need a song to play when we do it!"

Dude 2: "dude... Closer by Kings Of Leon"

by gingagilly February 18, 2013

closed can of peaches

(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)

Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.

Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.

by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016

closed-minded

one who doesn't accept an idea, or person for one or more reasons

closed-minded person: Rock sucks because it doesn't sound as cool as rap.
open-minded person: Rock isn't something i care for.

by Animeman64 September 4, 2008

closed book

Any woman/girl who acts in a way that makes her difficult to figure out or understand.

I really like this chick, but she's like a closed book to me.

by SlangTwang January 20, 2009

cloverdale

a small town in sonoma county (nor cal) where there is not shit to do

Wyatt "lets go do something."

Greg "we cant, we're in Cloverdale."

by mastaofred July 25, 2006

Pools closed tour '06

A group of people at Otakon of 2006 wearing t-shirts with a black man with an afro on them saying "pools closed tour '06". Most of them dressed up as the habbo charectar and would yell "Pools closed! due to aids." if anyone asked them if the pool was indeed, still closed.

Jason: Hey, is the pool still closed?
Boy with afro: Pools closed!! Due to AIDS!!

"Hey have you seen the guys with the Pools closed tour '06 shirts?"
"Not yet but I want a picture of them."

by Adorably Dead September 21, 2006