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Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.
"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"
by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013
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Cock Mechanic

A worker (woman) who is skilled in the use of cock. Who also repairs and maintains your cock. Well versed in the use of their hands and oral skills. Ability to dispose of fluid through the stomach is a must. Flexibility in many different positions while taking on a huge load and not cumming out too dirty is a prerequisite.
The Cock Mechanic came over last night to check the fluid level and maintain the nuts to make sure there still in a properly maintained condition.
by Ballz-on-ya October 8, 2008
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cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.
by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009
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Cock mesh

When someone points out and/or finishes a joke someone else has subtly made
Lee: Cherie blair looks like she's been on a roller coaster
John: That's why her face is like that!
Lee: Cock mesh!
by MeerkatMandy August 8, 2011
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Cock Medley

When a chick takes on multiple cocks at the same time and all come in different sizes, shapes and color.
Rachel had quite the cock medley last night after hooking up with a few rugby players.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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Cock Measles

A general term for sexually transmitted diseases affecting the male genitalia.
After a short round with a dirty bird, Billy got a bad case of the cock measles.
by Stu Steg April 24, 2019
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cock meat sandwitch

what the inmates eat at Guantanamo Bay. Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008). it is another word for sucking cock
the inmates next to harold and kumar had to enjoy there cock meat sandwitch while they had to wait for big bob
by samtheman4808 May 6, 2008
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