clitasaurus rex

A clit the size of a prehistoric creature which was proven to the roam the earth in search for sexual favours. Also known as Brooke Page.

Wow, mom just because dad is on a business trip doesn't mean you can be a clitasaurus rex

by Tsunami May 26, 2003

Mid-Coitus

During fornication; in the midst of intercourse; while you fuck.

I was so drunk when I fucked her that I realized I wasn't wearing a rubber mid-coitus.

by bigbird787 March 4, 2010

Coitus Maximus

Coy-tuss maxy-muss Def 1) A long bout of sexual intercourse.
Def 2) The Xbox Live Gamertag of the "Jack of All Games"

After dating Peter for several months, Shelly finally gave in to his demands and emabarked upon a 3 hour session of "Coitus Maximus".

by Chas. March 10, 2008

clitasaurus

A monster or giant clitorus

guy 1- did u watch that porn i sent u ?
guy 2- yeh, but did you see the clitasaurus on the Asian chick?

by JordanSummer December 24, 2008

cliture

Portmanteau of "picture" and "clitoris". A picture of a woman's vagina and/or clitoris, often sent as a text or through webcam for sexting or cybering. See "dicture" for the male equivalent.

All I asked for was a cliture. I mean, I sent her all my dicpics, and then she reported me to the admins for sexual abuse. What a bitch.

by selenus1 May 12, 2011

coitus somnus

When you fall asleep over a guy, while having sex

I was just sooo stoned that he proveoked me a coitus somnus.

by Emergency call May 18, 2011

coitus queen

A girl that you have sex with and love but can be naggy at times and freaks out when her period is one day late

If she keeps this up she will be my coitus queen

by Beekthewind November 29, 2012