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climatal diarrhea

A constant flow of rain which. looks a lot like diarrhea (except for the colour)
Ey i am drowning in climatal diarrhea!

It dont matter...drown
by kapers July 11, 2005
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Climate Overcompensation Syndrome

noun, Psychoanalysis.

1. a pronounced striving to neutralize and conceal the effect of extreme climate on one's person by substituting for it with opposite behaviors.

Examples include wearing shorts in the middle of winter in Minnesota or drinking hot cocoa on a 60 degree day in Florida. This can also include remarks such as, "40 below really isn't that cold in Fargo" or "100 degrees is quite comfortable; we don't have the humidity here in Tucson."
Mark's severe Climate Overcompensation Syndrome led him to shopping for a parka after he felt unprepared for the 50 degree morning in we had last week here in Miami.
by CLL April 23, 2016
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Climate Change denial

Something braindead retards and boomers created because they don't want to admit that their generation fucked up the earth for the rest of humanity. They tend to lack any evidence possible and believe the 3% of scientists. Their brains have been deformed and intoxicated from all the co2 they have ingested, when asked to give evidence they will shout, bring lumps of coal to parliament and down gasoline. Reasons for being a climate change denier include, being lazy, greedy ass fat fucks in their mansions and refusing to admit their mistakes despite the clear evidence to support that this is a real and serious issue.
dumbass: Climate change is crap! because I'm too lazy and too stupid to see reason.

intelligent person: Ok boomer

climate change denial in practice
by king-juju December 10, 2019
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climate-industrial complex

The green energy and conservation industry which promotes alternative energy sources and conservation measures to combat global climate change.
A climate-industrial complex is needed to combat global climate change, especially with politicians only listening to the lobbies and multi-national corporations.
by mlhiss January 9, 2020
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Global Climate Disruption

The new phrase for Climate Change:

After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.

On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!

Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
by thetrapper December 28, 2010
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Hot Climate Trash

Brendens ability to talk big in fantasy but finish in last place
by Matt18165 October 1, 2019
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Climate pros cough bomb

When servicing a package unit the tech farts into the indoor blower compartment before starting the unit back up.
I climate pros cough bombed the pharmacy today!
by HVACahole December 3, 2021
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