Clappertrap

Bleats of wounded outrage in a tone of arrogant moral superiority from those who have trashed our civil liberties.

Named for James Clapper, head of NSA.

"The President says we weren't informed that our phone records were secretly being turned over to the FBI because we didn't need to know."

"What utter Clappertrap."

by al-in-chgo June 7, 2013

crapper clapper

A man who, while performing anal sex, smacks the ballsack against the ass making a clapping sound.

Mike has huge balls. He is a crapper clapper.

by Crapper clapper December 20, 2016

Tommy Cheek Clapper

A small red headed man who is very hairy and does not where any clothes and when you are least expecting it, will hop out of the bushes, tear off ur clothes, put you in downward dog and then put his hands between ur ass cheeks and clap for 25 seconds and then finish it off by putting his pinky in ur ass while seeing if ur taint is ticklish.

Did you here about james? “No, what happened?!?!” , he was attacked by Tommy Cheek Clapper

by Tommy Cheek Clapper February 6, 2019

the Clapper

A device used to activate other electronic devices, such as lights by the use of a clap sound. Must be over the age of 60 or simply be unable to be embarrassed (a good test is if you can listen to All Night Long in front of people you don't know). Advertised in the 1980s, but rarely sold.

The Clapper: Bill, fart again. We have to turn off the damn clapper.

by Wigma January 7, 2007

Los Angeles Clippers

They suck major shit, no talent on the team. Disgrace to Los Angeles and the lakers. Should just stop playing basketball and the NBA should make them a d league team. Their roster is full of gays such as Kaman, Davis, and Brian cook.

FUK THE CLIPPERS

Vinny likes pussy
Davis is a fatass

just look at their record in their past two years.
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS=GARBAGE

by GOAAAN December 9, 2010

clippery

Noun.
1. Arousing or capable of arousing sympathetic sadness and compassion.

Derived from the Los Angeles Clippers, commonly believed to be the least appealing and most horrid sports franchis in all of the land

The Hawks are so sorry this year, they're down right clippery!

That ho is so ugly, you could say she's even clippery.

by Elgin Baylor May 13, 2005

toaly clippers

Scottish equivalent of poo cutters. The arsehole.

One gay man to another: "did you shag him last night?"
"Oh aye, right up toaly clippers!"
For best effect must be said in an Orkney Islands accent.

by Big Ron and Cameron September 10, 2004