Cleaning the church

Slang term used to describe the act of a conservative woman masturbating. Generally associated with lonely and bored housewives of good nature and standing with god.

Mary: "Where's Janice?, I haven't heard from her all day and her Husband has been out of town for a few days."

Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"

by Lunafish May 14, 2011

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80's cleaning montage

cleaning up a mess in extremely fast motion while music is playing, made popular by 80's sitcoms

Person 1: Uhh, this is going to take forever to clean!

Person 2: Not if we use an 80's cleaning montage. Lets go!

by Mike Hunt543 January 12, 2009

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facebook cleaning

The process of deleting "friends" from one's Facebook list.

Brian: I have like 1000 friends

Trent: I hope you're exaggerating...Dude, you need to do some Facebook cleaning

Brian: Truer words have yet to be spoken.

by Brorack Brobama February 10, 2010

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Cleaning out the fish-tank

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage

Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow

by ExcellCRW November 27, 2011

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sink cleaning

A type of kiss in which one partner uses his or her tongue is such a way that, to the reciever, it feels as if the kisser is "cleaning a sink," (the reciever's mouth), "with their tongue" This is usually an unpleasant experience.

Oh my God, David's kiss felt like a sink cleaning!

by mastermolassas October 12, 2005

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