The clauses which detail Kris Kringle under the North Pole Act of 1436.
Clause 1, Subsection A states that: Saint Nicholas must manufacture a wide variety of games, tools, and miscellaneous objects for children under the age of 12 in all countries of the world.
Clause 1, Subsection B states that: Saint Nicholas must do so for eternity, without pay, and must aquire the following traits: Obesity, A long white beard, a red suit, a fondness for burnt cookies and warm milk.
Clause 1, Subsection A states that: Saint Nicholas must manufacture a wide variety of games, tools, and miscellaneous objects for children under the age of 12 in all countries of the world.
Clause 1, Subsection B states that: Saint Nicholas must do so for eternity, without pay, and must aquire the following traits: Obesity, A long white beard, a red suit, a fondness for burnt cookies and warm milk.
Evil Little Boy: "Where are my presents?"
Mom: "You were naughty this year, so Santa didn't bring you any."
Evil Little Boy: "Na-uh! According to Clause 1, Subsection A and B, of the Santa Clauses, Santa is required to bring me my demanded presents!"
Mom: "You were naughty this year, so Santa didn't bring you any."
Evil Little Boy: "Na-uh! According to Clause 1, Subsection A and B, of the Santa Clauses, Santa is required to bring me my demanded presents!"
by Assasinof6 March 12, 2010
Gent 1:Aye chap, why you always have to wail on me. I'd much rather prefer a santa clause.
Gent 2:Righto
Gent 2:Righto
by shib January 26, 2005
When a sticker is placed on ANY part of an iPod touch, weither it be cool, non-cool, limited edition, or always available, the price of said iPod touch is reduced to 20 dollars.
Jenny put a Zumiez sticker on her iPod touch, so she cant charge me more than 20 dollars due to the sticker clause.
by Apple Inc. September 09, 2009
Walking through the mall and seeing a man in a red suit with white lapels, sparked John's Clause-trophobia.
by Zack Bunker December 11, 2006
by JJ June 30, 2004
Child: Mommy Santa Clause visited me last night. Mom: What did he bring you? Child: He called it a hand job!
by TheKamiSama0 October 14, 2012
When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.
Kyle Derosiers
Kyle Derosiers
by Kyle Derosiers January 23, 2007