sydney carton

based off A Tale of Two Cities; verb; to switch places with someone similar looking to you so that he can live and bang the woman you love and deserve while you die by guillotine. see getting screwed

to pull a sydney carton

i heard phil pulled a sydeny carton the other day. sucks to be him.

by ninja December 12, 2004

clayton

big penis, bigger heart

have you seen claytons junk?

by usernamepenis May 14, 2015

Clayton Rabe

Clayton Rabe started an Instagram account in the beginning of 2017 and got famous for making self-memes of himself he now has a large audience of followers and continues to grow on Instagram and youtube

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by unoriginalmemepage July 25, 2017

Crusty Clayton

Getting a rim job when you havent wiped your ass in two weeks.

"Dude this nasty chick gave me a a crusty clayton last night, and i i think she liked it, i wont be calling her anymore".

by crusty clay November 10, 2006

eric clapton

an absolutely amazing british blues guitarist born in ripley surrey england, and from a youn gage had picked up a guitar and went from that, listening to blues for hours upon end clapton learned from his idols such as muddy waters and robert johnson clapton started his first band at a young age, this band was the yardbirds, they had a pop following with the song for your love but clapton didnt feel right and soon left the yardbirds, he later joined john mayall and the blues breakers and enhanced his blues sound, from there he went to cream, by this point clapton had a large following of fans and his name was scrawled onto the wall of a london building saying clapton is god...from that point clapton left cream after a few years and went to blind faith a band that didnt last as long as cream or have as many records which broke up in 1970 , clapton then sponsored and played guitar for an england tour for delaney and bonnie, after that clapton tried a more low key band with derek and the dominoes derek being eric, this rouse didnt fool many people, claptons signature sound had been recognized, but while with the dominoes eric wrote his arguably most famous love song "layla" which critics originally hated due to its meaning (claptons love for george harrisons wife), after the dominoes ended clapton started his long solo career and played with many other artists off and on, and he continued to produce his hits through his solo career with songs like "let it grow" "wonderful tonight" which debued on the slowhand album "tears in heaven" which was made in honor of his son who had died falling off a balcony, and "cocaine" clapton suprised many in 91 when he played many acoustic versions of famous songs for the hit show "unplugged" among these songs were acoustic versions of "before you accuse me" "layla" and claptons instrumental "signe", through all these years clapton remains a steeple of blues music, and will always be remembered as one of the greatest guitarists of all time

eric clapton was ironically given the nickname slowhand for his blues artistry on the guitar

by thenextslowhand February 12, 2007

Clayton

Clayton is that one if a kind guy you'll only find once. They are funny, adorable, kind and caring. If you ever find a Clayton, you better hold them tight because you will never find a guy as amazing as him.

Person: this guy is so great! He's such a Clayton

by The-whale-leader June 16, 2018

Clacton mum

A new mother from the Clacton/Jaywick area typically but can be from any location that gets pregnant by 15 years old with a boy at least 2 years older, by the time the baby shoots out of her legs only halfway into teenage years, she is already out clubbing totally forgetting the existence of her son, leaving him at home.

John "hey see faith"
Luke " yeah what about her "
John "she's only going out drinking leaving her two-month-old baby at home"
Luke " Just another Clacton mum ain't she"

by millionDOLLARcumSOCK February 13, 2018