A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.
Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!
by Cockdriller August 11, 2010
Clarinet Mafia is usually a friend group consisting of 6 people. Usually the people’s names would be something like Samantha, Ashely, Alberto, Izabelle, Mia, and Habran but there is always room for more. The Clarinet Mafia group can always have ups and downs but will always stay together. The Clarinet Mafia usually uses phrases such as oh yes, shut up, indeed and many more. The Clarinet Mafia truly is something special. Everyone wants to join a Clarinet Mafia.
Their friend group is in fact a Clarinet Mafia.
by yesohyesohno November 09, 2020
That cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. It's powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. Clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and classy.
Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.
by e-rock April 03, 2015
The Bass Clarinet and anything lower (and, arguably, the Alto Clarinet as well).
Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.
Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.
As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.
Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.
As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
I played the clarinet in middle school but I now play the man clarinet.
The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.
The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.
The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
by superbran December 27, 2010
Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.
Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.
Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.
by c-rain-yurr March 12, 2011
by Double D November 29, 2003
The act of eating out a nasty girl's asshole while simultaneously digging through her vast expanse of pubis trying to find her pleasure pearl. Very similar to the rusty trumpet only the giver of the anal pleasures needs two hands to manipulate the forest resembling the playing of a clarinet.
Emily's pubes were so dense that while I was licking her balloon knot I couldn't find her clit. Therefore it appeared that I was playing a rusty clarinet.
by Jack Meoff IV December 17, 2006