A sudden realization/understanding usually attributed to life
- Most common whilst high,drunk or doing an all nighter
- Most common whilst high,drunk or doing an all nighter
“What the hell im a sack of nothing on a flying tube that defies gravity” (on a plane)
“What is my life I am nothing and spinning and everyone’s a goddam alien”
“It’s a moment of clarity I and just a speck and won’t ever matter where the cocaine”
“What is my life I am nothing and spinning and everyone’s a goddam alien”
“It’s a moment of clarity I and just a speck and won’t ever matter where the cocaine”
by A (t)rash January 29, 2018
Get the Moment of Clarity mug.It's when a guy is deciding whether or not he should fuck a questionable-looking girl...first, he jacks off, and after he cums, if he still wants to fuck the girl, he should--the loss of the horniness and clouded judgment immediately after orgasm is the "moment of clarity".
I thought I wanted to hook up with my ex last night, but I jerked off and the moment of clarity told me I shouldn't.
by SpeedsterZ28 January 1, 2008
Get the moment of clarity mug.the few minutes after an orgasm in which a man feels he sees the world with a heightened clarity; as though he can see the world as it truly is, without emotions or sexual desire to cloud his view.
during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.
anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.
anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
"Shut up bitch! I'm enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?"
"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
by leroach January 9, 2012
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Jimmy used to always spend all his money on women, that was until he used clarity vision before talking to any of them, now he's a millionaire.
by evolman November 26, 2014
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Get the Reverse-Nut Clarity mug.When the news tells you the pandemic is over and states start to remove all mandates and restrictions and you realize that the crazy guy on the corner telling you about vaccine passports, mandates, and boosters 6 months before they actually happened, was right the whole time.
Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Pandemic Clarity makes you feel like you just nutted and you look at your reflection in your phone and think about how gross and wrong you are. It is the feeling you get when you can think logically again, like you are snapped out of a trance.
Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Pandemic Clarity makes you feel like you just nutted and you look at your reflection in your phone and think about how gross and wrong you are. It is the feeling you get when you can think logically again, like you are snapped out of a trance.
Johnny Boy: Hey man, I just wanted to apologize to you. I had Post Pandemic Clarity after reading the CDC is relaxing mask mandates across the board and states and companies are starting to drop COVID restrictions. It turns out you were right about most of what went down during the pandemic.
Palo: It's okay Johnny Boy. We all make mistakes and better yet, we can learn from them. The next time there is a huge event, take a step back, think logically, don't take everything the media says as truth, and question everything.
Palo: It's okay Johnny Boy. We all make mistakes and better yet, we can learn from them. The next time there is a huge event, take a step back, think logically, don't take everything the media says as truth, and question everything.
by ShreddShredderton March 1, 2022
Get the Post Pandemic Clarity mug.That weird ass feeling of helplessness/existential crisis you get struck with after watching a Zack Snyder or Snyder-like film.
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