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crackerspy

Ignorant white store employees who watch minorities who enter the store, thinking they might steal something. They also sometimes ask can they help, but really mean "Hey buddy I've got my eye on you."
It never ceases to amaze me, that every time I enter that store there's a crackerspy trying to 'assist' me.
by The_Zeitgeists January 17, 2010
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Hoes and Crackers

What you say when you cant swear or cuss but really want to. Like "mother fucker" but cleaner for grandmas soul.
Faith *Dies in video game*
OH "hoes and crackers"

Child *Stubbs toe*
HoEs and CraCkERz
by Spacethefinalcountdown April 18, 2019
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Crackers

Friends: We're crackers
Me: How?

Friends: Cause we do crack
Me: WOWWWW
by Jacie11111 April 18, 2019
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Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.
There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!
by NYCockExchange November 23, 2011
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Clacker Bag

Your nut sack, ball bag, place where your balls are
by Jimmers McKenzie Esq February 23, 2010
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Graham Crackers

Graham Crackers are like nature's flat cookies. Oreos are also cookies. Oreos also have vanilla filling. Vienna Fingers are also vanilla. They also have filling. Vienna Fingers are from Keebler. You know what else is from Keebler? Cheez-Its. Cheez-Its are also flat cookies just like Graham Crackers. Graham Crackers are part of Nabisco. You know what else is from Nabisco? Oreos. Oreos are delicious chocolate cookies. You know what other chocolate cookie there is? Chocolate Graham Crackers. Nature's second chocolate cookies. Right behind Oreos. Oreos are cookies made by Nabisco in 1912. You know what else is from 1912? The Republic of China. China produces cookie sticks that are made out of Oreos. You know what other cookies are made to sticks? Graham Crackers. Graham Sticks are made by Back To Nature Foods. And like I said, Graham Crackers are nature's flat cookies. You know all this means? It means that Graham Crackers are a very good snack.
Graham Crackers are a type of cookie confectionery that lots of people eat.
by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016
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clacker

I seem to have slipped and stuffed a ferret up my clacker.
by louis October 17, 2001
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