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Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force
Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
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Clackers

The classic shoes that strippers wear. Based on the sound they make when they smack the stage as she slides down the pole.
"Man if you think she's hot now, you should see what she can do when all she's wearing are clackers"
by Bondo911 September 2, 2017
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Clacker-jaw

Unusual back and forth movement of the jaw due to excessive use of stimulants.
Jane clacker-jaw is causing serious dental problems.
by prowsboys September 27, 2019
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Clacker

A rude slang term for a woman’s private parts originated in Venezuela, most commonly heard in Europe.
“My clacker is mad itchy right now
by Broski1000 September 20, 2022
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Cleveland clacker

When 2 guys clack their balls together.
2 guy got together and performed the cleveland clacker.
by Drift shits March 29, 2025
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Cleveland clacker

Two dudes just bumpin their balls together.
We performed the Cleveland clacker last week at work.
by Drift shits March 29, 2025
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