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Chapstick Penis

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.
The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.
by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014
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wog chops

oi mate check out them wog chops .

shut your wog chops

get your wog chops round my cock
by nwa666 September 27, 2009
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no balls, no blue chips

A variation on No Guts, No Glory. If you don't take the risk, you don't get the reward. Balls, of course, refers to balls, and blue chips refers to the casino or poker chips of the highest value.
"No balls, no blue chips" he exclaimed, as he pushed all in at the poker tournament.
by shabba4 January 29, 2010
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Ghost Chips

In a New Zealand ad for drunk driving awarness
The jist of the ad is-
A Maori fella doesnt want to look dumb in front of Monique when he tells George that he's to drunk to drive but then he internalizes the complicated situation and realises Ghost George will haunt him for ever offering him ghost chips making him look like a spacehead and he'd have to live with Georges family and join in withpuzzle time. So he tells George he's to drunk.....and is a ledgend
George- Grab a chip, wanna chip?
Maori fella- You know I cant grab your ghost chips
Skiny Maori kid- Spoon!
Chubby Maori kid- Space head!
by Spacehead! November 14, 2011
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chipsa

Any type of person who is terrible at life, and likes to use hands to play with his dog. This person also smells like fish and ass. A chipsa has the mental capacity of a brick or a staple, or something of that sort.
My left nut is smarter than a chipsa.
by Someone Someone January 5, 2006
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Twat Chops

Forceful hand attacks toward a woman's twat to force her into submission when being disobedient.
My twat chops work wonders when my wife violates the house rules. "laura was being a drater so I twat chopped that hoe"
by ladrater October 18, 2010
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Chapstique

I went to a Family Force 5 concert and saw Chapstique playing his guitar.
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