cuddleman

A grown man who caters to another grown man's feelings instead of just telling him to man up.

( Emotional man ): hey bro my girl broke up with me after two weeks and I really loved her, why do I do ?

( Cuddleman ): Sorry to hear that why don't you come by so we can hug and talk about it.

by laluvrod December 23, 2011

Maximum Cuddles

The most that two men can possibly cuddle.

"You're liquoring me up to see if you can get me onto this blanket and do Maximum Cuddles with you!"

"What?"

"That's the most that two men can possibly cuddle!

by YourNameIsAlreadyBeingUsedBySo October 12, 2008

Pretzel cuddle

To cuddle so tight, with limbs entwined, you resemble a human pretzel.

Hey baby i want to be super close tonight, let's pretzel cuddle.

by VERUCKTER_MANN May 20, 2015

rough cuddles

Like cuddling. Only one partner ends up getting utterly destroyed.

After this quarantine the only cuddles I'm giving are Rough Cuddles!

by RopesofDandelion April 9, 2020

gypsy cuddle

to have sex with someone without their express consent.

example 1
jimi: dude, did you just rape that chick?
mark: nah man, just gave her a gypsy cuddle.

example 2
girl: what are you doing?
guy: relax, i'm just giving you a gypsy cuddle

by joshandymatt October 23, 2010

cuddle rape

v. To sometimes violently cuddle with someone against their consent.

I couldn't sleep, much less breathe, because Adrienne was cuddle raping me all night.

by Tool Chest July 31, 2005

kiss my chuddies

To place your lips in a puckered fashion on ones underpants. Generaly reserved for situations involving male underware.

(in reply to a disagreable statment) "Hey! Kiss my chuddies, bitch!"

by Mixer September 5, 2003