chrontact-high

When one is sitting in a room or a car or any other confined space while others are smoking weed, however, said person does not actually take a “hit” off the pipe. As a result of being around so much smoke in a confined area one gets high (see tron, chron’d, chron, or trinitron) just from being in contact with said cloud of smoke.

(Interview with Federal Agents for a job as an IRS auditor)

IRS Agent: Your resume looks very impressive, however, do you smoke Marijuana?

Applicant: No, but one time I was in the basement at my hommie's house and everyone was getting trinitron to the max, there was so much weed beng smoked that I got a chrontact-high fo' sho'!

IRS Agent(slaps applicant on the back): Yeah, I know how that goes!

by C-Murrrrrrrda December 31, 2008

chronolonsky

Another word for chronic or high grade marijuana. I.E High times weed. Pronounced kron-o-lon-skee

"Lets smoke some chronolonsky!"
"That's some bomb chronolonsky!"

by chronic420 September 14, 2009

Chronocide

The act of killing time.

The employee was fired for committing chronocide when he was supposed to be working.

by Xnyper May 5, 2010

Chronoptimist

Someone who always underestimates the time necessary to complete a task or project. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Linda only scheduled three hours to shoot our first corporate video. What a frickin’ chronoptimist.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

Chrono Displacement

A genetic disorder in which the person will time-travel either into the past or future uncontrollably, leaving everything that is not a part of the human body.
(From The Time Traveler's Wife, excellent novel may I add.)

Henry is unable to control his chrono displacement disorder, his time-traveling: when he leaves, where he goes, or how long his trip will last. His destinations are tied to his subconscious, as Henry most often travels to places he has visited or will eventually visit.

by LoveShiyuu March 16, 2009

Chrono Trigger

An RPG made by Squaresoft, where the main character, Crono, spans time to fix history and save the future from the alien life-form that fell to earth in the prehistoric ages. Although most people call it "overrated" and "retarded", you have to remember that this game is hardly recognized, and yet "overrated" is used to describe it. Stop whining over it being a cool game and that it kicks ass. Aside from that, please, by all means, be specific why you hate it. And don't tell me "akira toriyama fucked it up for us by making his cutscenese". I'll be referring to the original Chrono Trigger because you guys have nothing else other than Akira Toriyama, who does draw good, you all just like watching dumb shows like Lupin and Yu-Gi-Oh and Cromarty High...

Unique storyline (How many games do you know these days that involve going back and forth in time?)

Twists (e.g. Magus was sent back in time and became an evil mystic lord, while in reality, was trying to kill Lavos all along)

Items/Equipment Originality (Rainbow Sword, Sun Shades, Taban Eqp./Unlike Final fantasy games for SNES that use the same weapons such as Mythril Knives and Armlets >.<")

Skill individuality (Aside from magus sharing one skill with Marle, Crono, and Lucca, all characters have special skills that only they use. Also, skills can be combined to create new ones <First introduced in Chrono Trigger>

by The guy who made sense August 30, 2005

chronohodophobia

A Fear of Time Travel. As in the fear to travel into the past or the future.

chrono - "time related", "hodophobia - fear of travel"
usage - He could have relived that Super Bowl winning catch again, but he was afraid to get in that mind blowing contraption one more time. He suffered from chronohodophobia.

by thegarbagecollector January 18, 2005