Midnight Choker

Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.

Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!

by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009

toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 24, 2004

Chope

A British term for someone who is a fan of Upskirt pictures. They do not themselves take upskirt pictures but do endeavour to support and encourage the taking of such pictures. They may also use such pictures for mastabatory purposes.

Christopher is a chope, he's too timid to take upskirt shots of girls but he loves looking at them.

by KarlWS June 16, 2018

mini cooper S

Nostalgic and tiny little car that amazes in aesthetics and performance handling characterisitc. Very noticeable. Has its own niche of drivers. Diverse and close community. Will not be suprising to see MINI driver acknowledge each other with waves, honks, yells, thumbs up, etc. Also has quite a decent space inside, think of it as a spacious coupe. Can fit 3 golf bags, 3 pairs of golf shoes, 1 pull cart, 3 lunches, and 3 humans. OR 3 170 lbs+ humans, their laundry, bags, and a regular sized guitar. Amazing little car manufactured by BMW AG sold as its own branch.

"What is the smallest car on the American roads?" Ans. MINI!


btw i drive one, i know how it feels.

lets motor

by jckoopas May 14, 2005

Anderson Cooper 360

When Anderson Cooper, desperately defending his groom-to-be Stefon, does his signature three-hundred-and-sixty degree spin while attempting to punch Seth Meyers. Unfortunately, it usually ends with him being knocked out cold.

Cop 1: Hey, what happened with that drunk in lockup?
Cop 2: He tried to Anderson Cooper 360 me.

by FarewellStefon123 May 22, 2013

Alice Cooper

One of the greatest rock artists ever who only stupid people havn't heard of.

Person 1: Alice Cooper rocks!
Stupid person: Whos she?

by pj_blaze August 25, 2003

get to the chopper

To Run,Walk, Strut, or jog to a waiting helicopter, to avoid being raped by the predator.

Dutch: lying on the ground after being hit by Predator shoulder cannon, he motions to Asian GirlRun! Get to the chopper!

by Narr June 22, 2006