Computer Eye

1. The burning sensation in your eyes when blinking, caused by staring at a moniter for one too many hours.

Man! I really started getting Computer Eye after 2 in the morning, surfing the web.

by Druqks December 28, 2008

Computer Cutie

A girl who looks good on myspace and/or facebook but is hideous in real life. A dime that turns out is a whale or something of that sort. Similar the 40 yard fakeout but through a computer screen.

Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.

by Peetiewonder April 17, 2009

computer head

When your mind is no longer your own due to long work hours and voluminous documentation requirements.

I’ve got a seriously bad case of computer head and will need to recuperate outdoors all this weekend.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Computer

A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.

Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.

by David G. S. November 14, 2007

Computer Dating

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

See also:
Online Dating

Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD

by rzhhhh June 21, 2011

Find the computer room!

The annoying phrase Vector says when you pause the game on the Cosmic Fall level in Shadow the Hedgehog.

4Kids sucks.

*pause*
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!!!1

by Christina D December 24, 2008

Obsessive Computer Disorder

To constantly be online or just on a personal computer for fun or entertainment. Also always thinking about anything computer related.

My father who has Obsessive Computer Disorder, a.k.a OCD, is always on the computer.

by NekoPocky July 7, 2010