charcuterie

French word misused by uncultured monolingual Americans to refer to food platters, regardless of whether there actually is charcuterie (ham, prosciutto, salami, mortadella, etc) on these platters or not

- I made a Charcuterie for my daughter's birthday. It had all kinds of candies!
- What? Your daughter had cold cuts for her birthday ?

by Josh9168 March 12, 2021

Charcuddlecups

adj. An Anglo-Saxon word created in 2009 to describe how gay Angus McCallum of Ottawa, Ontario is.

n. The nickname of a young white gorgeous kitten named Misty.

Angus was charcuddlecupping with that guy in bed last night.

Angus was completely charcuddlecups on the dance floor at Reflections this weekend.

Humming, dancing, and charcuddlecupping; 3 of Angus' 4 favourite activities.

I love my sweet Mademoiselle Charcuddlecuppy.

by hot_sauce97 April 25, 2011

Charnk

The act of an animal, particularly a cat, repeatedly biting or masticating non-edible items such as grocery bags, plastic toys, leaves, etc. especially if the object is left unrecognizable and is entirely destroyed in the process. Also, the feeling of biting onto crinkly plastic.

My cat charnked my gym bag and now it has holes all over it. The toy mouse is totally charnked.

by quifor March 24, 2016

Channukristmice

An amalgamation of the main holidays celebrated towards the end of each calendar year in the U.S.. Used as a politically correct term to officially include non-Christians in the "Holiday season."

"Channukristmice pissed off all of the fundies who don't think it's a coincidence everyone celebrates around Winter solstice."

by Hrryank December 6, 2006

Charfunkle

to end a conversation, something that is wack, uncool, or involving Connecticut

This song is so charfunkle. I hope someone kills it until it dies to death.

by M. Pa May 8, 2011

Charcutedab

When you take a "dab" of marijuana concentrate, followed by a slice of braesola (or any piece of charcuterie).

I had a successful day, so I felt like earned myself a charcutedab when I got home from work.

by Bowl Nidre April 12, 2019

Charnelle

You are cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. You like to have several lines of effort going at once. You are a good talker and promoter and seldom worry over anything. At times, you can be impatient, and impulsive. You have the ability to bring an idea to completion. You can express yourself joyously and constructively. You might be psychic, but not know it.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You find the best contentment in life when you own your own home and provide well for your family and loved ones. You have a great sense of responsibility and duty. You are comforting, appreciative and affectionate. Your obligation in life is to hold justice and truth, and if you follow the Law, you can find the great happiness and satisfaction.

I left all the create ideas to Charnelle, she won’t let us down.

by Dictionarystaff November 24, 2021