anal chainsaw massacre

the practice of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then proceeding to viciously thrust it into a girlfriend or spouses' anus.

oh sharon! you promised you'd let me anal chainsaw massacre you tonight!

by the_carpenter March 30, 2009

Chainsmoking

smoking consecutive cigarettes, sometimes lighting one off the previous smoked.

when maxwell is drunk he starts chainsmoking

by eazyG November 8, 2011

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

Chainsaw man

an expression used for intense mental pain and suffering

Waji: how are you?

Arpit: chainsaw man

by arpyeeet September 14, 2020

Chainsaw man

Suffering/Pain

Existence is chainsaw man

by arpyeeet September 6, 2020

Dick Chainsaw

A female who has braces. If she were to perform oral sex on a male, she would more than likely cause dammage to his genitals. This is because the metal pieces on her teeth are sharp and quite often are responsible for tearing up a man's nutsac or dank. CAUTION: Men beware these girls if they offer you oral sex, even if she has DSL!

Guy 1: Dude that girl so wants to give me dome! I'm so stoked.
Guy 2: You f*cking moron, she's clearly a dick chainsaw, she'll tear open your nutsac like a hot knife through butter!
Guy 1: Ew, you're right. Thanks to you my package isnt going to be torn up by a chainsaw like a zombie from Doom 3!

by Pappy is ill January 26, 2006

alice in chains

Best of their genre. Hands down.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003