fuck me gently with a chainsaw

basically, "i don't give a fuck"

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"

by heathersssssss April 19, 2010

chainsaw butt

Someone who repeatedly and extremely rips ass in public places. The word came about when women in the 1920's used to get bad gas after eating vegetarian chili. It sounded like a chainsaw and therefore they were givin the name "chainsaw butt"

Dayum Keesha, Lay of the chili, you're such a chainsaw butt!

by N-Gizzle the original hotboi January 9, 2005

RUSTY CHAINSAW

When in the act of using anal beads on male or female. Ripping them out too fast results in a fecal splattering which gives it the name of the rusty chainsaw

the other night i gave my wife a rusty chainsaw and as punishment I had to clean that room for hours

by kraab19 February 21, 2009

Chainsaw Chick

A chick that is so tall you need a chainsaw to cut her down to your height.

Man, you see that Chainsaw Chick, shes pretty hot but shes too tall for me and I didnt bring my chainsaw.

by HowsMymustache August 17, 2011

Chainsaw Fuck

Commonly confused with literally fucking someone with a chainsaw. "Chainsaw Fuck" refers to any zombified like humans that chase you down with a chainsaw. They usually wear a potato sack over their head with one eye hole, and are most notably found in the Resident Evil 5 video game. Its weakness tends to be a shotgun blow to the abdomen and/or head at point blank range or a few magnum shots to the head region.

"Oh shit watch out for that Chainsaw fuck!"

"Shoot that Chainsaw Fuck! He's gonna get back up"

"That Chainsaw Fuck is one nasty fuck."

"I just fucked up the Chainsaw Fuck with my Clint Eastwood magnum."

by John Clitt April 3, 2009

gorilla with a chainsaw dick

A term generally used to describe aggressive defense in college football (particularly the Southeastern Conference), including but not limited to Louisiana State University's Bayou Bengals, the progenitors of the term.

The Gorilla with a Chainsaw Dick really came to play tonight! The final score was 3-2! Never mind the putridity of the respective offenses of Auburn and Mississippi State.

by Big Boutros January 16, 2009

fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007