clacked

When someone is really, really, REALLY high or drunk. Auditory and visual functioning are impaired to comedic levels and the individual expresses a desire to stay in a place where other people want to leave OR leave a place where everyone is staying because the alcohol and drugs are impairing their thought processes and physical stability.

Jason Red was already clacked, but the Twerk Queen twerking on him pushed him over the edge and made him the party early. "I'm clacked! I got graduation tomorrow and I'm hungry."

Billy Blue was so clacked that he had to have an escort (Zack Black) to prevent security from kicking him out because of his boisterous and rowdy behavior.

by STH July 13, 2013

Cracked

The true origin of the gaming term "cracked" had its origins from the game Apex Legends. In Apex, when you break an opponent's shield, an audible cracking noise occurs, indicating the opponent has about 100 health remaining. When Apex players would cross over to play Fortnite and play random squads, they would often shout during heated mid-game fights "He's cracked!" to indicted to teammates that the enemy has no shields, just like in Apex. The Fortnite players who did not play Apex, and were unfamiliar with the term, thought the player making the expression was giving a heat-of-the-moment complement that the opponent was very good. As time went on, more Fortnite players would start using the term "cracked" in this misunderstood context.

Player A: "He's cracked!!!"
Player B: "Yeah, that guy's pretty good."
Player A: "No, I cracked his shields!!! Don't any of you guys play Apex???"
Player B: "Sorry, all I play is Fortnite."

by David_Donaldson February 10, 2021

Cracked Addict

Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.

Example 1

guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible

guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.

guy A leaves

example 2

Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.

Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.

Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict

by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 2, 2011

cracked out

1. the after effect of a drug binge.
2.a person who is burnt.
3.too many drugs
4. something is fucked.

"man i'm all cracked out from that party"
"man, that person is cracked out"
"that was pretty cracked out"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

cracked-out

having lost all sense and rationality because of sleep deprivation due to extensive use of meth

tweaker 1: "dude, you look sooo cracked-out."
tweaker 2: "really? i've been up for like 3 days. want a line?"

by aaron fuentes July 23, 2008

chucked a yougan

Very widely used in the South West of Sydney.
A "yougan" is an aboriginal creature from the dreamtime that would always ruin a corroboree (telling of a story through dance).
So when someone ruins a story or tells an unfunny joke they chucked a yougan!!

Joe: Where are you going Bill
Bill: I'm going to your aunty's house for sex
Joe: My aunty just died
Sam: Bill, you just chucked a yougan

by cold_blooded23 May 9, 2010

cracked

To break, hack or "crack" a stupid-assed, expensive-beyond-belief, software program with a CD-ROM key code.

Carl sent me a "cracked" copy of Adobe Photoshop. Saved me $400!

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003