Cello

the best instrument ever <3 cellos are so underrated we deserve the melody more often

Person: Hey, is that a big violin?
Me: No you dumbass it's a cello

by freaky_sunfish March 29, 2025

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clammy cello

The sexual act of having anal sex with a femal whilst sitting in a chair, playing with her vagina with your right hand and her nipple with your left hand, the left hand reaching around the back to play with the far side nipple. This must be done with the female on the males lap, her facing outward.

I fucked a musician last night and decided to give her a clammy cello.

by Coup April 9, 2014

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Syrian Cello

Beheading a man, usually an infidel, usually from behind.

Man, those ISIS Beatles really gave those prisoners the Syrian Cello in those illegal videos.

by odth August 7, 2024

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Cello God

A person that supports the streamer ZanB on Twitch

Bro: "Brofist!"

Cello God: "Have a nice day."

by Sassy_Meowsissy July 18, 2018

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cello

Cello is an alternative greeting that combines ciao and hello. It also brings to mind a great instrument which further promotes the good intentions of the phrase. Using this alternative greetings in conversations displays a sense of quirkiness and intellect. The expression is most often used by a demographic representing people of the ages between 20-40 and across a broad spectrum of ethnicities and socio-economic variances.

Cello mate, how’s it going today? I am well thank you!

by Zee Up June 5, 2020

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Cello

The fanciest instrument in the orchestra
Between preciscion pegs and regular pegs and a french or german bow the cello is the sexiest instrument in the orchestra!

Yo-ma ma is a famous cellist
"Dang that cellist is playing sitting with the instrument i find that sexy"

"yea shes playing the cello i find that sexy"

by Cellogal July 5, 2017

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