An Ash Wednesday-Palms Sunday (A.P.) catholic is really not a practicing catholic, but rather somebody who claims that they are. In reality, they only go to church on Ash Wednesday and Palms Sunday because they get something in return.
Who are those people in front of us? I've never seen them before" "They're A.P. Catholics." "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That explains it.
by drummerboy97 March 10, 2011
by Borat696978 September 17, 2017
catholics that only go to church on holidays like christmas and easter. they take all the good seats and over crowd the parking lot.
by jesus's homedog July 11, 2008
1) Another name for hell
2) A place that restricts everything, nail polish, hair dye, normal clothes, heels over a centimeter, etc
3) A school where the education is supposedly better, also they have religion class
4) Most of the kids are atheists
2) A place that restricts everything, nail polish, hair dye, normal clothes, heels over a centimeter, etc
3) A school where the education is supposedly better, also they have religion class
4) Most of the kids are atheists
1) “Oh god, I hope catholic school isn’t that bad”
2) Teacher: (yelling) “HOW DARE YOU WEAR THAT!! NO WEARING NAIL POLISH, THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL”
3) Teacher: “Ok so since you go to a catholic school, you must have religion class”
Class: *rolls eyes*
4) “Ellen went to catholic school for high school, I hear she’s atheist now”
2) Teacher: (yelling) “HOW DARE YOU WEAR THAT!! NO WEARING NAIL POLISH, THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL”
3) Teacher: “Ok so since you go to a catholic school, you must have religion class”
Class: *rolls eyes*
4) “Ellen went to catholic school for high school, I hear she’s atheist now”
by shook.cat June 9, 2018
That one atheist kid in all Roman Catholic high schools who challenges every single religious teaching
by bodaciousone September 3, 2016
Dude 1: Hey you wanna go to Tampa Catholic?
Dude 2: No! That's a crappy ass cristian school!
Dude 1: Oh, Never mind.
Dude 2: No! That's a crappy ass cristian school!
Dude 1: Oh, Never mind.
by MC Bermanson October 16, 2004
Sarcastic response to another question for which the obvious answer is "yes." See also bear shit in the woods.
by Writer@large May 28, 2006