cantering chloe is an amazing person, this person is quite happy but can have an off day now and again. This person is a very caring person and is taken for granted. If you know a chloe keep her in your life.
by kxnny February 5, 2018
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Friend: “Dude, come out of it! Dude! Dude! Are you okay?
Crapper: “Man, it was a Crappening....I’m okay now. Whew!
Crapper: “Man, it was a Crappening....I’m okay now. Whew!
by Fart Esq August 19, 2019
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by Ms.Gertrude February 18, 2022
Get the Cartering mug.A desolate scorched abomination of a canteen. As their motto states “if its not 80% grease we didn’t make it.” The only place that can mess up chips were they either come out frozen or covered in the entire xbox community of salt. Their shambles of an attempt of trying to provide healthy food leaves children consuming more grease and fat than 6 mums at weight-watchers club. Their tomato sauce can be used as wave power due to the sheer volume of water mixed into it. Their burgers are known to have certain side effects such as lung cancer and are comparable to none other than Hitler himself. Just watch out because if you lose your card your rights will be stripped from you and you will be taken down to the dungeon to be beaten and disciplined by the minimum wage demogorgan staff
Person 1: i got a chicken burger from independent catering
Person 2: oh really how is it
Person 1: its pretty goo(cough) lung cancer symptoms take effect
Person 2: oh really how is it
Person 1: its pretty goo(cough) lung cancer symptoms take effect
by I want to commit toaster bath March 12, 2021
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Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
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Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
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Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
by MittenstheG March 28, 2021
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"I know u are, I can smell it over here for real"
"I know u are, I can smell it over here for real"
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