Canoe Feet

When a rugby player who claims to be highly skilled at completing conversions misses. Boyce, “Leave this to me boys”.

Crowd, “how did he miss that? That lad has canoe feet”

by Geoff Paddle November 9, 2021

cnote

Dingus's Nephew

Man 1: Did you know Dingus and Cnote are related?
Man 2: Really?
Man 1: Yeah, Dingus is his uncle. All part of the rodent family.

by Kenzo_Representative April 24, 2022

Bobby Cantelli

The elusive Bobby Cantelli, no one knows where he is, he is traceless, and undetectable. Yet he is out there. There are no explanations for his occurrences. He leaves signs of his appearances, but don't get involved, for no one knows what he is or is not capable of.

Have you heard about Bobby Cantelli?

by He who isnt not maybe January 24, 2010

Smooth Canoes

Aussie saying for "have a cruisy day"

its when everything goes your way smoothly.
have a "Smooth Canoes Day"

by "The Big Easy" September 8, 2012

spit canoe

Forming a "canoe" using your index and ring finger over your middle finger in order to get spit to a vagina.

Damn baby your pussy dry, need to get a spit canoe up in there.

by Sicklet November 30, 2015

two in the canoe

Finger blasting. Double clicking the mouse. Gettin' your rocks off. Or just fool on fooling around.

Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.

Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.

How'd your night go last night?

"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"

by Kdavi934 May 16, 2016

peanut butter canoe

When you fill your vagina with peanut butter and your dog licks it out.

I had a jar of peanut butter and thought "why not give the dog a peanut butter canoe?" A dog treat if you will.

by Ami Pond March 15, 2023