A word made from canon, meaning original, and the word rape, meaning unwanted force/crime. This term is used when a fan fiction author tries to reconstruct an original work to their liking. This often times makes the author look like a complete nut who has no appreciation for the original creator or storyline. Usually this involves the aid of a mary-sue or gary-stu of some sort. The results normally are irritated readers and scared audiences.
Jesus, since when is Naruto placed in modern times? I mean cars? Seriously. And how can Itachi be roommates with Sakura? It makes no sense! This author has canon-raped Naruto!
by PMSing English Teacher April 23, 2007
PREVIOUS VOICE ACTOR FOR THE POKEMON ANIMATED SERIES SPANISH DUB GABO RAMOS MADE A POST ON FACEBOOK.COM REPLYING "ES CANON 😳" TO AN IMAGE OF GO AND ASH, FROM THE ANIMATED SERIES, KISSING. THIS PHRASE HAS BECOME VERY POPULAR AMONG THE POKEMON JOURNEYS AND FIRSTFRIENDSHIPPING COMMUNITY AS A SLANG TERM FOR THE SHIP BETWEEN GO AND ASH, THE PROTAGONISTS OF THE ANIME.
by COUGH FEE November 29, 2021
by siuuuuu October 07, 2021
A super expensive camera that is used to take professional style photos, white girls use them to take mirror pics showing off their ass
Mom: what are you asking for, for Christmas?
White girl: a canon camera!
Mom: for what
White girl: ... Selfies..
White girl: a canon camera!
Mom: for what
White girl: ... Selfies..
by Twerk goddess January 05, 2014
a canon event is something that’s supposed to happen across the multiverse to add development in the persons life(happens to all the same people in different ways but still the same outcome)
did you see what happened to peter losing his uncle ben (someone important to him) everyone else has lost uncle ben too if it wasn’t for him none of us would be here.it’s a canon event it needs to happen so we can all function.
by IjaythrowsxI June 06, 2023
When the water level of a toilet is too high and/or your ball sack droops too low and your nuts splash into the toilet water.
When Mr.Jenson's old ass dropped onto the toilet his severe case of canon balls nearly gave him an enema.
by Blackmailman May 07, 2010
A small town in Colorado (population 30000+). Known for its drama loving women and over-zealous law enforcement community. Local residents state that once you move here, you can never get out.
by King Snow July 21, 2005