Calvin

He is a thot

You see Calvin over there?
You mean the thot?
Yeah

by ItsEchoRiot February 16, 2019

Calvin

Someone who's not good at league

HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT. YOU'RE SUCH A CALVIN

by !uoy on August 26, 2018

Calvin

Calvin is a soft precious bean.

Calvin likes to read.

by Xeo the not so wise September 25, 2019

Calvin

A tall, dashing man with a penchant for pubis

"Calvin why did you pluck his pubic hair again?"

by Zou Taofen January 31, 2023

Calvin

Calvin is someone who has the best hair in the whole football squad.

Bobble head : shower of shite on your head
Calvin : l have great hair and it is very ‘calvin’

by November 22, 2021

Calvinized

When one is screwed over by someone named Calvin.

Batman: "Robin, Do you copy?"
Robin: "Go ahead, Batman"
Batman: "You've just been Calvinized"
Robin: "Oh, no he didn't!"

by The Gibler October 31, 2011

Calvin

Someone who has a watermelon head

You have a Melon head calvin

by Twistedjwster323 June 12, 2018