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buttcake

the act of various men ejaculating on the face of a young women or old women and the women is getting a perverse pleasure out of it.
todd tomas and jeremy where going to buttcake tiff, but she didn't want to mess up here hair.
by todd allen July 8, 2007
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buffacake.

a word for a buff//fitt//hot boy. used by v. cool teenagers. :D. buffacake
omg, that boy is a total buffacake.

sophie- david is a buffacake,
danielle- yeah totaly !
by SOPHIEEEEEEEE March 23, 2008
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Betacakes

Similar to popular internet word usage such as "The cake is a lie" & "I want cake", Betacakes is an Online gaming term which refers to the Beta of said game.

Usual usage of "Betacakes" involves something half-trolling or trying to be funny. See example.
guy1: I can haz betacakes?
guy2: stfu noob

girl1: I want teh betacake
girl2: The betacake is a lie!
by Poopy Mgee January 30, 2009
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buttflakes

Those who have it, despise it. Those lacking it, desire it. This paradox that has, for many years, consumed our nation, is none other than BUTTFLAKES. What are buttflakes, you ask?
Historians have traced this common characteristic back to the early days of equestrian training. Horse riders, after a long day of arduous training, have been shocked to find none other than peeling, dried skin on their buttocks. Common side effects are a sporadic snap, crackle and pop of the buttocks upon impact with jeans, and other such materials. Scientists have come to identify this characteristic as butt dandruff, or as modern day society has deemed it, BUTTFLAKES.
person #1: "Wow, my butt feels sore." *peels off layer of clothing* "What is this? My butt has more cracks than the San Andreas fault!"
person #2: "Oh you silly thing, you have BUTTFLAKES! DUH!"
by hokey dokey August 29, 2008
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buttakaka

A word you shout when your frustrated.
someone fails a test or drops something on their foot and they yell "buttakaka!"
by Becca Boom August 20, 2007
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busticated or bustacated

Check out the bubble gum snatch on this centerfold; lips all busticated an' shit.
by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002
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ButtCake Cup Muffin

This is when a woman shits in a paper muffin cup and her partner cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so, and may result in the oven having to be replaced.

It may also be known as a butt muffin, chocolate truffle, or butt cake.
Man 1: Me and Sheila did some delicious baking last night.
Man 2: Oh yeah, what'd you bake, some buttcake cup muffins?
by Rod Weedan April 20, 2008
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