Hardcore Burt

Hardcore Burt is the alter-ego of Bert from Sesame Street. After being dumped by Ernie, Burt adopted the Hardcore lifestyle and is now dating Bernie.
Hardcore Burt plays guitar and is a vegetarian.
He enjoys listening to his best mates bands, Front Counter and October Powder and gets aggravated when Ernie loses his gag balls and whips.
"OMG I was on October Powders myspace and saw this guy, Hardcore Burt! He is so totally hot!"
by Lizzie M March 10, 2008
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yelling at burt

to vomit into the toilet or other place, usually during or after a "big night". so called due to the noise made during the act: "buuuuuurrrrrttt"
Me (drunken): Where's Johnny?

Other: He's in the toilet yelling at burt.

Me: F#%king lightweight!
by psycho the rapist August 20, 2010
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Burt Reynolds

"I'm totally Burt Reynolds."

"How much did you have?"
by Sanias June 19, 2005
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Rayon Burt

A nigga that will rape you in ur anus and stab ur left nut he’s a booty warrior and love booty sex and he’s gay but straight
Rayon Burt is so gay
by Elijahs daddy August 05, 2021
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the burt reynolds

When having anal sex, pull out your dick and lay it across your partner's upper lip, thereby resembling a big brown moustache, similar to that of Mr. Burt Reynolds.
I refused to kiss my girlfriend, after I gave her the old The Burt Reynolds.
by The Old Burt Reynolds April 06, 2008
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burt and ernie

to sit unreasonably close to your friend when there is plenty of room elsewhere
I looked down at the long strech of open bench, and wondered why my friend was trying to make us into burt and ernie
by hitlist821 April 05, 2009
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Dirty Burt

The purpose of a dirty Burt is to make a passed out friend look like famous actor Burt Reynolds. The way one does this is by taking a steamer and letting it cool. Then get a glove or if your real brave pick up the POOP bare hand and and place it on your friends upper lip. Thus making it look like he or she has a Burt Reynolds mustache.
"My buddy passed out drunk so i thought it would be funny to give him a dirty Burt. Man did he look like that actor Burt Reynolds."
by TommyB August 16, 2006
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