Bureaudynamics

Any change or improvement to an organisation will always result in processes becoming more bureaucratic, even if the change is specifically designed to reduce bureaucracy.

Office worker 1: Dude! I thought those changes were meant to cut red tape, but it just seems to have made things even more complicated!
Office worker 2: Yep, you can't fight the law of bureaudynamics!

by Petey-sac July 6, 2017

Brekke

The nicest boy in he world great for relationships and smoke a lot of weed but who cares?

Brekke is my best friend

by Eva Crowley November 5, 2018

bureau of land management

The original BLM

Did you know the Bureau of Land Management was established in 1946? And it’s responsible for administering federal lands.

by TheCheeseState November 26, 2021

martin van buren high school

martin van buren is a the littest school in queens and nobody can beat van in a fight.

Girl1: Where does the girl who wants to fight you go ?
Girl2: She goes to Martin Van Buren High School.
Girl1: Oh that’s bad for business your going to get jumped.

by lovaboi_dj February 3, 2018

brekky

synonym for breakfast

'cha want for brekky?

by beefyt November 29, 2005

brekkie

an Australian slang term for breakfast.

"I had eggs and tomato on toast for brekkie today."

by P.L.U.R. December 9, 2008

bureaucratic parasite

A bureaucrat that wastes money and drains resources from society. They are quite common in countries all over the world.

When a bureaucrat was giving a speech about how much work the government was getting done, I yelled, "Get off the stage you bureaucratic parasite!" They always lie and act like the government is working efficiently.

by BureaucraticParasite February 20, 2017