poop bandit

An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.

Hey Randy, whats that smell? Oh shit! Looks like the poop bandit has struck again!

by John Warner August 21, 2006

one armed bandit

A slot machine, Named after the 'old' era of slot machines with the arm on the side you pulled down. This was prior to modern era push button machines.

That slot-jockey has been playin the one armed bandit for hours.

by PG January 26, 2003

Arse Bandit

Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual

Arse (meaning bottom, bum, rectum, anus)
Bandit (as in thief, Highway man, mugger)

You fucking Arse Bandit! Shit off!

by homo-humper October 1, 2004

The Ilinois Enema Bandit

Michael Kenyon - NOT a fictional character but a genuine (well-documented) burglar who assaulted female victims by forcibly administering enemas to them during robberies.

"The Ilinois Enema Bandit...a true American folk hero! You've heard of Richard Nixon, this guy is even better!" - Zappa

by Noxema-Tapioca May 21, 2009

dick bandit

a huge slut who goes for every dick out there! popularized by juvenile's song entitled back that ass up

damnnnnnnn that gurl is a dick bandit, she hooked up with everyone

by dstets April 3, 2008

Coke-can Bandit

An unidentified person who secretly leaves large unflushable shits in the toilets at work

'No way! It could be Belpop, Kennard or Hughsey but Backholer is far too skinny to be a coke-can bandit'

by BDAdmin March 24, 2009

Best Friend Bandit

A person who has a new best friend every week. They typically go for those who give them the most attention.

"That girl is such a best friend bandit. She's with a new girl every week."

1: "I like your shoes!"
2: "Really? Wanna be my best friend!!!???

by lalalagirl49850934850 January 30, 2010