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to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)
At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.
by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007
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Bulimia

Bulimia nervosa isn't just throwing up. Bulimia is binging and purging.

Binging - eating lots of food quickly in a short period of time

Purging - vomiting, laxative abuse, excessive exercise, or fasting

Bulimics don't binge and purge because they think they're fat or because of the media. They do it to gain a sense of control, to calm themselves. Bulimics rarely lose weight, their weight is usually up & down. 10% of bulimics will die from heart attack, malnutrition, or suicide
Eating disorders are coping mechanisms, not about vanity
I've had bulimia since I was 12. A typical binge for me is a pint of ice cream and a full box of macaroni & cheese. All eaten in a half hour, and it usually ends up regurgitated in to a trash bag. I don't do this because I want to be thin, I do it because it helps me cope w/ stress
by PurpleGerbil November 24, 2010
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Blimp Option

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.
Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..
by The Lockwood March 2, 2009
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beer bulimia

Disorder where the alcohol consumer always throws up after a night of partying; not once in a while, but every time.
Damn it! I can't drink without throwing up. I think I have beer bulimia. Oh well, I guess I won't have a beer gut then.
by hellokitty117 January 20, 2008
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Bulimic

1. Adjective/Noun. See bulimia.

2. Someone who reads minds. Watch ZOOLANDER (And see himbo).
1a.
Someone who is bulimic is someone who has serious eating disorder that occurs chiefly in females, is characterized by compulsive overeating usually followed by self-induced vomiting or laxative or diuretic abuse, and is often accompanied by guilt and depression.

1b.
Someone who is bulimic has an abnormal and constant craving for food.

2.
"I'm bulimic", said Matilda.
"You can read minds?" said Zoolander.
by GerbilJiM March 15, 2005
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cultural bulimia

Cultural Bulimia is a condition that is easy to find oneself suffering from. It is the act of bingeing on the viewing of numerous funny youtubes, humorous photos, or useless facts and then feeling the need to share said information with anyone and everyone in a happy manner.
My best friend is suffering from cultural bulimia. Just look at the ridiculous thread on facebook of all her cow videos and facts about cow eating habits. This has to stop!
by humanpleonasm August 22, 2010
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Blimp Shot

A long range shot in Call of Duty: United offensive (Base Assult) usally across a map from a tank or Flak 88 in effort to cover a plant in a base, kill another 88, spawn kill, or open an enemy base. This name is from |CZ|zBlimp who knows mostly all of these types of shots.
Example 1
|CZ|SMOKE: How the hell are they hitting our 3??
|CZ|N@cho: Thats a Blimp Shot

Example 2
|CZ|Trooper: They are opening our 1
|CZ|BAMA: Yep, zBlimp is on the 88 again
by |CZ| Dr. Nick June 16, 2008
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