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buffer song

the song you play on your mp3 player while choosing another song to play.
Tom: this song is so gay.
Jeff: relax dude, its just a buffer song while i find something cool
by lemon_lime123 July 28, 2010
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keg-buyer

(noun) a keg-buyer is a person who, when asked to leave an overcrowded party, offers to "buy" the keg in exchange for being allowed to stay.

"Keg-buyer" can also be used to describe any person who is attempts to use money to win friends or exhibits other whack behavior.

(KB is an acceptable abbreviation for keg-buyer)
"Dude I told this little maggot kid to leave the party and he offered me $20 if I let him stay! Fucking keg-buyer."

"Wow, you're seriously talking about how much money your Dad makes--stop being such a keg-buyer."

"We call the keg-buyer 'KB' on the sneak so he won't know that we're talking about him."
by Mr. Reginald VelJohnson September 28, 2007
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buffering

The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.

(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)
DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...
by Appelby October 20, 2009
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buffer posts

The most recent comments of a video that are read during the short time it takes a YouTube video to load/buffer.

Buffer posts are usually read to verify that the video itself is enoyable/real.

Usually the last 5-10 comments are considered buffer posts.
I was reading some buffer posts since the new Shane Dawson video was taking forever to load...
by imjustanormalguy August 10, 2009
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buford middle school

buford middle school is filled with the fakest people you will ever meet. the teachers are assholes. everyone there is depressed or rich bitches. no matter what you do you can’t trust anyone there.
by daddy desi April 1, 2020
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ad-buffer

When one pauses live television to create an allotment of recorded time. This allows the viewer the ability to fast forward through any unwanted commercials.
Before watching "Family Guy" my bro pauses it to create an "ad-buffer" so as to avoid any commercials.
by highflyer33 January 8, 2010
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BIG BUFORD

I'm gonna mow 6 big bufords tonight and then shit them out
by GUTTERMOUTH June 18, 2008
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