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bullet dick

A word created by thehodgetwins. Adj. Used to describe a dude with a Lethal (bullet) dick.

Girls love dudes with bullet dicks.
Joe - I hit that pussy all night long
Steve - Did she ask for more "bullet dick"?

Courtney - I want him to give me his bullet dick.
by JamesVanderbeet November 23, 2011
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Dodged a Bullet

When you end a relationship with someone whom you didn't knock up.
I dodged a bullet by not knocking up my ex.
by shyguy88 October 30, 2022
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ballin on a budget

1) when it appears that you have a lot more money than you actually have.

2) to go out and have a good time, but with limited funds
Doug: Yo kid, we hittin the bars tonight. You down?
Jamal: Yeah, I'll come, but I can't be goin nowhere 'spensive.... I'm ballin on a budget right now.
by Dancendiary March 4, 2008
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Bulletin Whore

A person (usually female), who is on your myspace.com friends list, who posts an unholy amount of bulletins, until every bulletin you see is from that person. These bulletins are usually incredibly pointless, and consist of at least one of these things:

-Random outbursts, talking about how much they hate "drama".
-Begging for picture comments.
-"Talk.. <3"
-Telling people about how they had fun hanging out with their friends that day. As if any sane person really gives a shit.
-Announcements of new: about me, pictures, blog, headline, display name, music section, who I'd like to meet, etc.
-Random song lyrics (usually to a really retarded song).
-Conversations with the poster's friend(s), because they don't have the common sense to use the message or comment function.
-A survey detailing points of your life that nobody gives a fuck about.
-Bragging about how they got a new phone, camera, iPod, etc.
-The ultimate "shoot-me-in-the-head-right-now" breed of bulletins, chain letters. These usually are comprised of a stupid, made-up story about someone dying, and how their ghost will come back to murder you if you don't repost. They can also be about some horrendously sappy love story ending with "REPOST THIS AS "AWW" AND U WILL GET KISSED BY UR CRUSH ON FRIDAY; IF U DONT REPOST, U WILL BE A VIRGIN FOR THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS AND SEVEN DAYS".
Here's some great (real) examples of bulletin whores:

Subject: at (censored)'s
Body: fdsfjsodiufsjfos leaving sooooooooooooooooooon :}

Subject: COMMENT MY NEW PIX
Body: xomment my new pix

Subject: hehehehe
Body: yooooo like the stupid ccd took my phone away like wtf shes not my mom but itsk i forgive her hahahahahakkkk almost homeeeee talk onlineee or txtttt yeeeeeyyyy

Subject: helllllllllo
Body: talk to me <3

Subject: so waht do u do..
Body: when u kno what is bad for u
is what u want..
by I Will Kill You December 15, 2008
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budget-ass

adj., Characterized by excessive or unnecessary frugality; cheap; of poor quality in general.

See: Lloyd Carr's play-calling while head football coach at the University of Michigan.
"What kind of budget-ass decorations are these?!"
"Getting Subway for dinner was a budget-ass move."
by Torrey Armstrong January 25, 2008
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budget wipe

Using both sides of a wad of toilet paper to wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to conserve. Originally considered as a way to save money for frequent shitters by buying less TP but used more often by broke college students or military personnel in the field with limited access to said TP.
Wes: There's only one roll of TP left in the bathroom till payday. Piiiissssss!!!

Nick: Looks like we're gonna have to budget wipe till then man. Shiiiiiiit!!!
by Jerrami J. October 16, 2008
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bullet kin

A basic enemy in enter the gungeon. These animated bullets can flip over tables and coffins for cover and can ride in minecarts. They fire one bullet at a time, but the ones with rifles have a higher fire rate.
by Koopakid123 April 27, 2017
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