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batshit crazy

someone who has absolutely nothing to lose. batshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude and activities. a regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. a batshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely. in order to be truly batshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things every and still return safely.
crazy: throw a brick through your window

batshit crazy: throw a brick through your window, call the cops, wait for them to arrive, tell them what they did, and still get away.
by maximushyrule June 16, 2008
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Batshit Crazy

Word meaning "certifiably insane" Origin comes from the fact that bat feces contain an organism called Histoplasm Capsulatum that infects the brain of any host in which it infects and causes them to act psychotic.
The guy found out the paternity test results and went batshit crazy!!!
by medic1 August 12, 2014
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BitShit

At the end of 50 years of FIAT fantasy hypernormalisation since the dollar left the gold standard followed by perpetual war and the CIA petrodollar, it was decided that a new financial system – codenamed Phoenix – would arise from the ashes of the old. To provide stability, the new financial system was cryptocurrency-based but backed by any number of precious and rare Earth metal-linked algorithms.

This system was supported for those above a threshold value of social credit score and members of T.H.R.U.SH. who were given a free pass. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

For those below the threshold value of social credit score, a less stable cryptocurrency was in operation that used algorithms linked to a collective of individuals’ own social credit scores. This cryptocurrency was known as BitShit. Once in BitShit, it was nigh on impossible to escape the absolute control of the social credit score system although this fantasy was perpetuated in order to promote the system (the BitShit dream).
Squelch: “I put a used tea bag in the general waste and not the recycling bin and I have been banned from public transport for three days. Not only that, but I can’t buy tea bags and my credit score dropped by half a point.”

Slap: “That’s nothing. I had bad thoughts about our glorious leader and now all the activities in this apartment are being live streamed on Channel X.”
Squelch: “Am I live now?”
Slap: “Yes.” (Waving)
Squelch: “How do you get out of this one?”
Slap: “I was told that I would be allowed out if I invited a known associate over to the apartment who would then take my place...and I get bonus BitShit.”
Squelch: “Yay!”
by Option 22 June 9, 2020
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botshit

Hate speech, typically right wing in origin, that targets women, Democrats, immigrants, BIPOC, and generally anyone highly intelligent that usually involves death threats and kindergarten level grammar skills. Used by bots to incite hatred amongst the mentally vulnerable and repeated by the mentally vulnerable. Incidentally, they are usually self proclaimed Christians but exhibit no Christian values.
Wow, I've never read so much anti immigrant, anti-BIPOC, anti-Muslim, anti-intelligence, anti-liberal comments with death threats; so much botshit. Or maybe it was a mentally vulnerable soul who fell for botshit. I wish I could help them or delete the bots. Reporting botshit for hate speech and death threats is fun!!
by ancientforest September 9, 2020
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batshit crazy

Originated by observing the way bats defecate. Bats hang upside-down and poo upside-down. If people were to hang upside-down and poo it would go all over their face therefore only a crazy person would shit like a bat making them batshit crazy.
Bill wants to buy an Oz of green for 20 bucks, yea that bill he's batshit crazy
by bs425 December 25, 2014
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Bushit

noun- pronounced (bush - it )

the way tongans pronounce bullshit

specifically said by JONAH from summer heights high

he uses this word this word when hes angry at his teachers !
pedophile pete: jonah why did you bully and hit ben ?
jonah: because hes a runga sir !
pedophile pete: because hes got orange hair ?
jonah: yes sir runga !
pedophile pete: thats it jonah , im banning you from catching the train to school !
jonah: thats bushit shit !!
by skuxx :D January 11, 2010
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batshit crazy

Sarah Palin, just delivered a speech supporting Donald Trump that made absolutely no sense, that bitch is batshit crazy!
by Redbitchbetty May 2, 2016
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