Brotein Shake

When you and your bro finish a hot sweaty gym session then trade blowjobs after the gym to release your tension. Added benefit of getting extra protein to fuel your muscle growth.

After the gym, my friend gave me a brotein shake straight from the tap. Delicious and my muscles are looking huge!

by Brotein69 August 14, 2022

brokedown smokedown

ghetto.

someone who is ghetto and lame.
over wears clothes.
annoying
bitter
flat out looser

Tia: Ew look at jasmin she wears those shoes everyday

Kim: Yeah can you say brokedown smokedown

Tia: yea! lets call her that

tee hee hee

Both: brokedown smokedown!

by TiaTaylor May 19, 2009

Brotem Pole

A hierarchy used by bro's all over the world to establish supremacy and inferiority in a closed social order.

Bro, I get to wear the pink polo tonight and Patrick has to wear the white. Why? He's at the bottom of the brotem pole, Bro.

by Berkley McDousenheimer March 12, 2010

Brotection

When a Bro supplies another Bro with birth control.

Bro: Hey man, where are you going?
Bro about to get lucky: No time to explain bro, quick gimme your wallet.
Bro: Oh you douche! You got Gift Shop Girl didn't you!!! Fine here's some brotection.
Bro about to get lucky: Thanks. (sprints off)

by Yabobo October 31, 2009

S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

brotel

College dormitory, urban townhouse or apartment inhabited by two or more male roommates, esp. in Chico, California.

It's not a hotel or a brothel, but a brotel.

by MacNeal January 1, 2007

brotein

protein from bros, usually the result of man-on-man relations. Semen that comes from Bromance.

Yo, you left some brotein in the soapdish, you're a foul pig

by gavin_pm February 9, 2006