Blonded

Reference to frank ocean’s beautiful album “blonde” as seen on the album cover franky Frank has his hand over his face while in the shower but the crucial part is the placement of the hand on the face, so when you see a fellow fan or are listening to the exquisite music of frank or a shawty has you in the blonde bag or wanna new move just bust out the blonde and just copy the hand placement over your face....feel blonde shawty feel blonde🌙

“damn homie Zay n Alex really just hit the blonde on dem bitches doe“~earl
“damn they blonded as fuck”~Tyler

by Prettyboyzay🌙 March 24, 2020

Brenden

A Brenden is a person who doesn't quite know what he wants, but once he figures it out he fights till the end to get it. Brenden is a great friend because he is trustworthy and he keeps secrets and promises. He will always be there to talk to or to hold you when you need a hug. Brenden is always the fun of the party and he will always keep you laughing. He knows exactly want to say at the right times, and he doesn't see how amazing he is. Brenden thinks of himself as less then average when really he is so much more.

Brenden is the love of my life.

by IAmBabs January 15, 2010

Brenden

Brenden’s are super serious and stoic until you get to know them. But when you get close they are funny, caring, and overall an amazingly loyal friend. Amazing in bed, insanely hot, but has a low self esteem. Brenden’s probably do something in the STEM field like computers, medical stuff or engineering. He catches everyone’s eye and is known for being charming and intelligent.

Person 1: Who the hell is that? They are so hot

Person 2: Oh, that’s Brenden. I know!!!!!

by Ringpop princess October 18, 2019

Brandevolent

A benevolent brand.

Livestrong is a brandevolent brand because they donate proceeds to charity.

by icwish July 13, 2009

Blondefish

A girl or boy with blonde hair who has no memory/ easily forget things the phrase that would be used id memory like a goldfish, but seeing as she / he is also blonde and has blonde moments, but also forgetting things the term blondefish is used to describe them forgetting and not knowing simple things.

Jess says: I told you that a second ago
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment

by Just another blonde November 27, 2022

Color Blonde

When some is not color blind, but they dress like it. Browns with blacks, pinks with oranges... You get the idea. A fashion faux pas that can be knocked up to a blonde moment. These people should not leave the house until they have looked in the mirror one last time. Guys are the worst offenders as they have no fashion sense at all. Guys, check with your woman or gay friend so that you aren't accused of being color blonde.

Jeff is so color blonde. Who ever heard of wearing plaid with stripes!?

by Absolom76 September 28, 2009

Connecticut blonde

The second-phase incarnation of the basic bitch. These are painfully average chicks who just happen to have suspiciously nice hair. Typically holding degrees from random midwestern schools, in shit that doesn't really matter. Their chromatic equivalent would be beige. They're really into Ann Taylor LOFT sweaters, Pinterest, and weddings. You end up marrying them because your parents approve, and there's no good reason not to. Often targeting men of higher economic class, they are essentially the most insidious form of gold digger. Rarely do they have anything nice to say; they are usually inordinately snotty. They'll almost never give blowjobs, and will drag you to couples counseling after discovering your Brazzers account, citing "emotional infidelity."

Jessica is totally a typical Connecticut blonde. She found out Adam got a lap dance at his bachelor party 4 years ago, now she's making him sleep on the couch, and staged an intervention with his mom and sisters to address his "issues." Is she for real?

by nopenothingtoseehere December 2, 2014