Broder

to waste time and/or energy in an attempt to fail at some task

1. I didn't want to go to the meeting so I Brodered back and forth between my office and the lunch room for 15 minutes until it started. Then I didn't go because it would have been rude to show up late.
2. I didn't want to have hamburgers again today, so last night I Brodered all the propane away by leaving the barbeque running after I was done cooking.

by drbradfo February 15, 2013

boomer bait

A post or verbally stated postulation presented with the sole intent to get baby boomers to agree with it and express their approval via likes, shares, comments, exc. Typically, these posts will draw upon pre-standing biases/fears that are common for baby boomers to have. Such as; an aversion to technology, the thought that younger generations are lazy or entitled, jingoism, and the fear/hate/confusion of the LGBTQ community.

Typical Facebook timeline boomer bait:
"The world could use less Xboxes, and more tackle boxes. Share if you agree."
"Bravery used to mean you went to war and fought for your country. Now it means you're a man who likes men and won't shut up about it. Stop the world, I want off."
"Like if you love America, Share if you think it's the greatest country the world has ever seen."
Caption under a photo of a manual shift lever.
"This car is equipped with a Millennial anti-theft device."

by Night-Shift June 10, 2019

internet boomer

noun: An old-timer who constantly mutters things along the lines of "back in my day, I used IRC chat rooms to download illegal contents by sending commands to bots. Also Yahoo and MSN messenger were the best instant chat clients accessible." They were the first proper internet-raised generation but can't really keep up with Gen Z.

DrPayne: "The urge to be a cunt toward a 14 year old is hard to hold back right now."
Me: "ok internet boomer"

by nuhhh November 4, 2019

broceries

the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.

beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."

by kenchuto May 11, 2010

Boomer Juice

The White ultra monster energy drink, commonly drank by boomers.

Yo kyle, can you pass me some boomer juice

by Battleelvis July 7, 2019

tuba boomer

A sexual move where a female blows into a male's asshole like a tuba. If done properly, the male's penis will blow up like a balloon. The male proceeds to "boom" her.

Bro #1: Yo, I had a hard time getting it up for Patricia last night.

Bro #2: Yeah Bruh? What'd you do?
Bro #1: You know my move Brozzle! Tuba boomer.

Bro #2: Hell yeah! Bet she'll come back for more...

by TubaBoomer July 18, 2014

Poontang Boomerang

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.

"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"

by kimt205 May 27, 2012